This is really all you need to know about Loki’s character in Young Avengers
I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not
No fake world in high school, you say?
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton in Only Lovers Left Alive
this is what happens when loki doesn’t straighten his hair
I HAD TO, OK?
A wild boar attack in the park
Receiving end of a shot in the dark
Drink some poison after you’re wed
Get carried away and lose your head.
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Pour molten gold right down to your eyes
Have your wife get you euthanized
Slit your throat then get all wet
Have your head cut off and sewn to your pet
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
I had to do this. There was an opportunity and I took it.
There really needs to be a cosplay skit of “A Little Drop of Rain” sung by Coulson and Nick Fury.
“And you will keep me safe/
And you will keep me close/
And Steve will finally sign my carrrrrrdssss”
Of all the people to survive, he’s not the one you would have chosen, is he?

You rang?
I feel so bad for doing this, but all I can see is the caption, “Sir, it’s not going to suck itself.”
(Source: jthenr-comics-vault)
If the House of Greyjoy consisted entirely of lazy cosplayers, their motto would be “We Do Not Sew.”