Whosover holds this phone if he be worthy shall posses the power of Odin and Son Industries.
Of course my natural response to watching The Wolf of Wall Street is to imagine an AU of Thor and Loki as 80’s stock brokers. Of course. Where instead of swords and hammers the only weapons used are phone lines and commission results. And Loki stares silently crestfallen as he knows his business card will never have the same exquisite off-white crispness as Thor’s .
Thor AU where the plot is exactly the same only it’s told as an ABBA musical where the costumes reflect as such.
So today I realized ever since the fandom unanimously agreed that as animals Thor would be a golden retriever and Loki a black cat why there’s never been an AU of them being the house pets of Odin and Frigga where you only see them from the knees down and they live out 40’s cartoon shenanigans like Thor tries to stop Loki from stealing a pie cooling on a window sill or Sif and the Warriors 3 are also dogs who occasionally get together with Thor and make a jazz band out of garbage cans
I swear I’m not high
Last night I was thinking that the MCU has been doing a good job avoiding the elephant in the room of the real reason why Odin doesn’t want Jane to stay with Thor too long—in case Jane ever got pregnant and brought an inconvenient claim to the throne with her. And then I got to thinking if Jane and Thor ever did come to that point Loki would be absolutely delighted at the idea and rub it in Odin’s face “But aren’t you happy? Their child will forge peace between two realms, just like I was supposed to!” and basically think Well if Father insists Thor will be king no matter what, might as well enjoy how much he and the mortal woman are making him regret that decision.
Thor: The Dark World scene (Captain America cameo)